it's sad, so sad. it's a sad sad situation-

Nicole Kidman - Omega Ladymatic

photos from Harper's Bazaar - Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin

it's been about 2 weeks, if im not wrong, with the ending of this week being week no.2

that

i have not put sugar in my body.
well, maybe not completely,

some food contain sugar.

i mean, i dont drink coffee or tea

or anything sweet, like hot chocolate etc.

and i think it's kind of making me cranky.
im not in a bad mood.
but i do feel slightly negative.

im not angry.
but i just feel a bit of frustration at times.

i've been drinking lots of water
and eating food that are not exactly rich in flavor.

and today,
i decided to have a hot chocolate after lunch.

and OHMYGOD it taste TOO SWEET.
i didnt think that it tasted too sweet before

but
now i do.

which is good, i would make myself stay away from sweet stuff.
or just that hot choco.
i feel good.

i should continue this.

the tiger suit has nothing to do with the martini race.

oh damn.

she came nearer but not near enough.

this sucks.

would any miracle put me in Sydney in march?

do a world tour!
no wait, she can't, she has a 5day-work responsibility.

She’s With the Brand.

How Chelsea Handler Turn The Private into Profit

Chelsea Handler isn’t just a trash-talking comic. She’s a bestselling author, talk-show host, and money machine.

read it all here:

http://www.newsweek.com/2011/01/23/she-s-with-the-brand.html

with dog, Chunk Handler.

Chunk is a mix of german shepherd & chow.

TAKEN FROM : NEWSWEEK.COM

Hangar - Version Originale (clip officiel)

a really good article on chelsea handler w/ a tiny bit of interview. and she's on the cover.

read it here:




OUT OF HANDLER
http://www.metrosource.com/Article.aspx?idArticle=566&idArticleCategory=18

"what do you do when you miss someone?"












"dream about him."

i need to watch another kidman movie, i miss her.

comic relief for a mundane monday.

Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue for the 68th annual Golden Globe Awards.



Chelsea need to have him on her show. and on the Roundtable as well.
what... an amazing episode it would be.

Available for PRE-ORDER!

Lies that Chelsea Handler Told Me

is available for Pre-Order!!!! To be released in MAY.

CHELSEA FANS get crackin'!

i've pre-ordered mine :]

*her book covers gets better and better.

"Hold My Hand" (J Rice/Kurt Schneider Cover)

pretty sweet.

APP-tastic? i thought so too.

have anyone seen this?
i just thought it was kinda cool.

wow.

10 bil.

i wonder how they're gonna celebrate.

maybe FREE download for ALL apps for a week.

ok maybe for a day.
seeing how the numbers jumps by the millisecond,

one day can do enough damage.

had my dinner on the 60th storey of a building.

weird company,
surprisingly full.

and...

we tried every dessert they have on the menu.

i guess you can say...

FATASS!

GOOGLE IT.

WE ALL KNOW GOOGLE ONE OF THE BEST SEARCH ENGINES AROUND, WELL, AT LEAST FOR ME.  BUT DON'T YOU JUST WISH THEY COULD SEARCH FOR SOMETHING ELSE TOO? LIKE SOMETHING PEOPLE REALLY WANTED. HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES  I DID.

AND I DON'T REALLY CARE IF IT ANNOYS YOU THAT IM USING CAPS FOR THIS ENTRY.
TIL THEN.

Caravan.

 unlike the usual/typical "aviators" that EVERYONE is wearing out there. this shape is kinda fresh. and it looks good on Chelsea. i now like this.

i want one of these.

they might look the same. but they're slightly different.