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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Funny TRUTHS about Life in Singapore‏

Note: This is coming from a foreigner who previously stayed here for a decade.

*Funny truths about life in small small Singapore....*

1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke

4. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying)

5. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox

6. Private Cars - Cheaper & Cheaper to Buy,harder & harder to Maintain

7. Education - Teachers teaching Less but expects students to learn More

8. High-tech barbaric Singaporeans - know how to use state-of-the artequipment, but dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

9. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, CreditCard, CPF .... but no Cash and lots of loans

10. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese

11. Sporean never like to vote, but like to complain

12. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killingstray cats

13. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Secondsection is for Carrying Ghost.

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